Hansel and Gretel’s parents abandoned them when they were young, but after all this time they’d accepted it. Sometimes, they’d concluded with a wisdom brought on only by age and an open heart, people are just fuckin’ assholes.
My burger and fries submission got posted. Mission of the week accomplished ya’ll, let’s get this weekend started!
This is the best rap battle I’ve ever seen.
Signs you spend to much time on Tumblr.
- RayRay (in a serious, no pun intended tone): Look at the Eiffel Tower twerkiling in the background.
Wise words of a teenage girl.
- Me: Do you know the equation to happiness?
- Rayana: Lower your standards!
Thank you, me from 3 months ago, who promised to get in shape during the winter. You lying sack of shit. It’s 4 o’clock, put down the Cinnabon.
— Thank You Notes (via latenightjimmy)








